• 22 Year Old Me: Married 65 years...how did you manage? What's the secret?
  • Grandpa: I nailed a lot of prostitutes when I was in the service. Your grandmother never found out.
  • 22 Year Old Me: That's...that's not actually...that's not really a very beautiful story really. Yet it's oddly inspiring.
  • Grandpa: You're whole generation is a bunch of damn pussies. Get me some more scotch before your mother notices how much I've already had.