Calmer Than You Where good ideas go to get gooder.

Took a little heat for this tweet gem (Twem?) this morning: Debated if I could tweet, “ate Mexican bacon with Danny Gans this morning or if it was too soon. Decided it was too soon.

So apparently I’m an “insensitive and irreverent asshole” that deserves “everything coming to you.” Frankly, I couldn’t agree more. I am an asshole most the time, but only for personal amusement reasons, and I do deserve everything coming to me (not sure if that’s supposed to be good or bad, but I’ll take it).

I don’t want to get on the bandwagon of bitching about people on Twitter because I really am fine with people hating me on Twitter; that’s part of the grand experiment. But remember, no one is forcing you people to follow me on Twitter. What’s most interesting is, these comments didn’t even come from people that follow me. These people sought me out and then were disappointed. Shit, join the club. I think it was Dr. Phil that said something like, “when did people start caring so much about people they don’t care about?”

I am a Golden God….or at least a Golden God’s asshole. Love me. Let me make a little birdhouse in your soul.