October 2010
1 post
The Starbucks By My House
Benito Mussolini runs the Starbucks by my house. If that’s not Mussolini then it’s a goddamn angry battle bear dressed as Mussolini wearing a black apron.
It’s imperative that you know exactly what you’re ordering before you touch the door handle. If you don’t pre-game in the parking lot beforehand he will know it the minute you walk through the door. Indecision...